Sunday, January 28, 2007

Akon's Smack That, an object lesson in filth...

Like the slow drip, drip, dripping of that tap you forgot to turn off in the bathroom before going to bed, the opening track, the 'Dirty' of Smack That is only really listenable after carefully inserting your fists into your ears. Don't worry about getting them out again - there's more on this album you'll want to not hear too. How many times does Akon need to tell us all about their miserable fucking life? Senegal (Explicit) just reeks of teenage bedroom poetry and should have stayed there. Ouch. Track four, Smack That (Video) will not only remove the enamel from your teeth, but charge you for its professional dental services afterwards.

In fact, there's no excuse for people buying this and taking it into their homes to tortute their innocent children.

I feel violated from just having to discuss this stuff with you.


Akon ft. Eminem - Smack That

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